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Tag: dan egan
tfw u become president of the united states
Accidental dick move. I had to write Selina’s speech for the science fair so fast that I think I plagiarized the speech I wrote for Chung… It’s the fictitious girl. I gave her the same girl.
No, I know you. You got a tell.
Do you recall a document shared on the J-drive titled the Jonad Files? Uh, no. In fact, Mr. Egan, I was told that you encouraged staffers to add to this glossary of abuse. I do not at this moment in time recall the action nor the document in question. Okay, maybe this will jog your memory. We have some extracts.
“Take these fucking shoes and shoot ‘em in the fucking head.”
Dan, you’re like the closest person I’ve ever met to the guy in ‘American Psycho’.
Amy, the gates of hell have opened, and you’re my plus-one.
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